
Crackship #16 - Louis Tomlinson and Malese Jow

Malese Jow & Louis Tomlinson
“Someone Like You”
Look at that dramatic ass gif. Just look at it. Poor, poor T Swizzle has such a rough life. “Oh my gosh, I have so much money! This is horrible! 2 second break up with Joe Jonas over the phone? I JUST GOT MORE MONEY! But I lost the love of my 2 month relationshiplife, OH MY GOSH! I’m Taylor Swift and I’M JUST A REGULAR GIRL!!!!!! WITH REGULAR GIRL FEELINGS! When I was in high school, I wasn’t popular! One time, I told a boy he was hot and he looked at me WEIRD! SO DON’T WORRY! I know what it’s like!!!!!! WATCH ME COCK MY HEAD REALLY AWKWARDLY TO THE SIDE!”


Hi cutie!

Extremely boring, wanna save me before I die of boredom?
This looks like a job for… Lady Leonie! See you in twenty minutes?

Best thing the congress ever did!
My life is pretty normal I guess, nothing out of the ordinary. Just everyday teenage things.
I’ll say!
Sounds boring. Is it boring, D?

Oh hey Deb! How’s your pizza loving life going?
Well. Congress just declared pizza a vegetable. How’s your potato loving life going?


Do It Like A Dude - Jessie J
… I like pizza.
