Crackship #16 - Louis Tomlinson and Malese Jow
Malese Jow & Louis Tomlinson
“Someone Like You”
Look at that dramatic ass gif. Just look at it. Poor, poor T Swizzle has such a rough life. “Oh my gosh, I have so much money! This is horrible! 2 second break up with Joe Jonas over the phone? I JUST GOT MORE MONEY! But I lost the love of my 2 month relationshiplife, OH MY GOSH! I’m Taylor Swift and I’M JUST A REGULAR GIRL!!!!!! WITH REGULAR GIRL FEELINGS! When I was in high school, I wasn’t popular! One time, I told a boy he was hot and he looked at me WEIRD! SO DON’T WORRY! I know what it’s like!!!!!! WATCH ME COCK MY HEAD REALLY AWKWARDLY TO THE SIDE!”
Extremely boring, wanna save me before I die of boredom?
This looks like a job for… Lady Leonie! See you in twenty minutes?
Best thing the congress ever did!
My life is pretty normal I guess, nothing out of the ordinary. Just everyday teenage things.
Sounds boring. Is it boring, D?
Oh hey Deb! How’s your pizza loving life going?
Well. Congress just declared pizza a vegetable. How’s your potato loving life going?
Do It Like A Dude - Jessie J